The Curse of Monkey Island: Three Sheets to the Wind

Piraci: Every enemy I've met I've annihilated!

Rottingham: My attacks have left entire islands depopulated!

Odpowiedź: With your breath, I'm sure they all suffocated.

Piraci: You're the ugliest monster ever created!

Rottingham: Your looks would make pigs nauseated!

Odpowiedź: If you don't count all the one's you've dated.

Piraci: Killing you would be justifiable homicide!

Rottingham: When I'm done your body will be rotted and putrefied!

Odpowiedź: Then killing you must be justifiable fungicide.

Piraci: You're as repulsive as a monkey in a negligee!

Rottingham: You have the sex appeal of a Shar-Pei!

Odpowiedź: I look THAT much like your fiancée?

Piraci: I'll hound you night and day!

Rottingham: You'll find I'm dogged and relentless to my prey.

Odpowiedź: Then be a good dog. Sit! Stay!

Piraci: You can't match my witty repartee!

Rottingham: Nothing can stop me from blowing you away!

Odpowiedź: I could, if you would use some breath spray!

Piraci: I'll leave you devastated, mutilated and perforated.

Rottingham: I can't tell which of my traits has you the most intimidated.

Odpowiedź: Your odor alone makes me aggravated, agitated and infuriated.

Piraci: When your father first saw ya, he must have been mortified

Rottingham: You're a disgrace to your species! You're so undignified!

Odpowiedź: At least mine can be identified.

Piraci: En garde! Touché!

Rottingham: Your mother wears a toupee!

Odpowiedź: Oh, that is so cliché!

Piraci: I have never seen such clumsy swordplay!

Rottingham: I have never lost a Melée!

Odpowiedź: You would have, but you were always running away.

Piraci: Throughout the Carribean, my great deeds are celebrated.

Rottingham: My skills with a sword are highly venerated.

Odpowiedź: Too bad they're all frabricated.

Piraci: I'll skewer you like a sow at a buffet!

Rottingham: Your lips look like they belong on the catch of the day!

Odpowiedź: When I'm done with YOU, you'll be a boneless fillet.

Piraci: I can't rest 'til you've been exterminated.

Rottingham: Your stench would make an outhouse cleaner irritated!

Odpowiedź: Then perhaps you should switch to decaffeinated.

Piraci: Coming face to face with me must leave you petrified!

Rottingham: Never before have I faced someone so sissified!

Odpowiedź: Is that your face? I thought it was your backside.

Piraci: Would you like to be buried or cremated?

Rottingham: I give you a choice. You can be gutted, or decapitated!

Odpowiedź: With you around, I'd prefer to be fumigated.

Piraci: Heaven preserve me! You look like something that's died!

Rottingham: Nothing on this earth can save your sorry hide!

Odpowiedź: The only way you'll be preserved is in formaldehyde.